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KARKAT VANTAS (♋)
[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] You hate the color red
[ ] you love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[ ] You like to program computers
[ ] you fail at it
[ ] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[x] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[x ] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[ ] you never smile
[] you get aggravated easily
[x] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[] you have problems with relationships
TOTAL: 3

Vriska Serket (♏)
[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue, is your fav color
[] you Love to role play
[ ] you like spiders
[x] you like end of the world scenarios such as the zombie Apocalypse, fall out invasion etc
[ ] magic 8 balls are cool
[x] you are very manipulative
[ ] you are a huge bitch
[xxxxxxx] you easily get bored
[ ] you blame your problems on other things, such as "bad luck"
[ ] you have an addiction to breaking things
[ ] you never clean up after yourself
Total: 3

Tavros Nitram (♉)
[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is orange and/or brown
[] you love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[] you love card and role playing games
[] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL.
[] you are too sensitive
[ ] you never really "hate" anybody
[] you like to communicate with wildlife
[x] you have a friendly attitude
[ ] you are pretty good at poetry
[ ] you LARP
[ ] you some times stutter when you talk
total: 1

Terezi Pyrope (♎)
[ ] Libra is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is red and/or teal
[] you are more interested in taste and smell than sight
[] you love dragons
[ ] you lov3 to sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[] you love plushies
[] you love to role play
[ ] you are a sociopath
[] you are almost always grinning
[ ] you take interest in law and justice
[x] you like to draw
[ ] you can be really flirty sometimes
total: 1

Kanaya Maryam (♍)
[] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is jade
[ ] you love fashion
[x ] you love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS.
[ ] you love to sew
[] you love literature
[] you have no problem getting into fights
[] chainsaws are awesome
[] you like make up
[x] you are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[ew, no] you like the taste of blood
[ x :)] getting revenge is always high on your list
total: 3

Aradia Megido (♈)
[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[ ] Maroon is your fav color
[ ] you inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[ ] you like ARCHEOLOGY
[ ] you like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ] you can hear voices that no one else can hear
[] you used to role play
[ ] you are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[] you are a very violent and confrontational person
[ ] you're sometimes spooky in appearance
[ ] you love talking about depressing things
total: 0

Equius Zahhak (♐)
[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is royal blue
[] you have a widow's peak
[ ] you sweat a lot
[ ] you love being strong
[] you SUCK AT ARCHERY
[] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[x ] you like to build things
[] you have some pretty strange fetishes
[ ] you love playing high stakes games
total: 1

Nepeta Leijon (♌)
[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[x ] your fav color is green
[] you love cats
[ ] :3 is your fav emote
[ ] you are into furrys
[x] you love to draw
[] you have a heightened sense of smell
[ ] you are freaking obsessed with friendly role-playing
[ ] you have a naive view of everything
[ ] you love "OTP" (one true paring)
[] you are just too cute
[x ] and very playful
total: 3

Sollux Captor (♊)
[ x] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is yellow
[ ] you speaks with a bit of a lisp
[ ] you are totally sick hacker
[] you have bi polar mood swings
[ ] you are pretty introverted
[x] you beat yourself up over little things
[ ] you like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[] you think you are not good enough
[] you'd rather be technical than use brute force
[ xxxx ;P, syke] you think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[] your best friend is a dick
total: 3

Feferi Peixes (♓)
[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is magenta
[x] you love wearing colorful clothing
[ ] you love to swim
[] you get really excited easily
[ ] you are very very perky and energetic
[x ] you are optimistic and fearless
[x] you are stronger then you look
[ x] you love looking after animals
[] you are very modest
[] you have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[x] you have a slightly rude and insulting side
total: 5

Eridan Ampora (♒)
[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[] your fav color is purple
[ ] you dress flamboyantly
[ ] you have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[ x] you have a massive ego
[x] you love magic and wizards
[ ] you have a genocide complex
[] you swear like a sailor
[x] you try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[x] you get jealous a lot
[x] you are romantically lost
[x] you are kind of a tool
total: 6

Gamzee Makara (♑)
[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[ ] your fav color is indigo
[ x] you like clowns
[] you like sweet things
[] you like to bake
[x] you are pretty laid back
[] you don't like knowing the technology or science behind things
[x] you are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[x] you are silly and eccentric
[ ] you like insane clown posse
[] you cuss a lot
[ ] you are a stoner
total: 5


uhmmm.... ok...scores are up...now what? :/
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ONE - Spell your name without vowels: jn pz
TWO - Are you single?: Yes.
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 8
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: bright colors ahah, greens/blues
FIVE - Least favorite color?: Green
SIX - Favorite candy?: reeses.
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: i dont. GROSS!
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: Sure
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Nope.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: Math.
ELEVEN - Do you shop at Hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: Hollister, yes. others, nope.
TWELVE - How do you make money?: Family/Scholarships/FAFSA.
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: never had a BF.
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: CSUB/BC
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: VERY!:).
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?:YUP!
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: Black Velcro Vans :)
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: Yes.
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: New York/Santa Monica
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: anything... im on summer break.
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: Yes.

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: this haha.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: This and watching Supernatural.
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Uhh. I cursed.
Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?: not really.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: My Sister.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Yea, everyone who lives on the east coast...:(.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: i hardly ever get mad...:/.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: nope, i pick them.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: naw.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: nope.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?: AHAHA, A few.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Yes.
Can you dance?: never tried, so no.
Can you do a cartwheel?: nope.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: LOLNO.
Can you whistle?: Yes
Can you wiggle your ears?: No.
Can you wiggle your nose?: no.
Can you roll your tongue?: Yes.
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: yes.

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you're mad?: i walk/shower/be rude to people lol
What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?: dont know...:|
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: i guess.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Nope.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yes.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Naw
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Yes.
Ever cried over the same sex?: No.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: depends.
Do certain songs make you cry?: none.
Do certain movies make you cry?: none.
Ever cried from reading a book?: AHAHAH no... all books i read are horror books :P.

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: Yes.
What makes you the happiest?: $$$, JK!! uhmm having a good time with friends/fam :).
Does being with your friends make you happy?: OF COURSE, depends though..
Do you believe in yourself?: .. YOU'RE TOTES POPS RETARDS, BRO.
Do you wish you were happier?: Yes.
Is being happy overrated?: NEVER.
Can music make you happy?: YES

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: none.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: ehm, maybe, im scared of dying myself so idk...
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?: yeah, did they mean it??? prob. not.

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: hate's a strong word, then again so is love, and people throw that around like its nothing, but yes i do HATE a lot of people...:P
Have you ever been on a hit list?: naw.
Are you a mean bully?: nope
Do you hate George Bush?: he means nothing not good nor bad.

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: nope.
Do you think you're good looking?: idk, im not narcissistic
Do you wish you could be someone else?: sometimes.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: black.
What is your eye color?: Brown.
What is your skin tone?:brown.
Current piercings?: none.
Have any tattoos?: Nope.
Straight hair or curly?: wavy...:(((.

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: black shirt
Necklace(s)?: yes, camera :).
Shoes?: nope, socks.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: YES.
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Nope.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: nope.
Laughed so hard you cried?: nope.
Got in a fight with someone?: yes.

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: My sister.
Person you talked to online?: friend, who you dont know.
Person you hugged?: Nephew

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: sometimes.
Do you get along with your parents?: sometimes.
Do you have mental breakdowns?: sometimes.

CURRENT:
Current mood: bored
Current music: Sweetness-Jimmy Eat World.
Current hair style: dont have one
Current crush: none really
Current thing I ought to be doing:watching my tv show.
Current windows open: Facebook, DA, pandora, msn.
Current desktop picture: clouds.

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: school, nope.
Did you ever run away from home?: nope.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: AHAH NEVER!!!!.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: naw.

THE DO'S:
Do you know how to swim?: noo ;(
Do you like roller coasters?: LOVE THEM!
Do you own a bike?: nope.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: which reality shows....?.

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: Nope.
Does your car get good gas mileage?: idk.
Does your family have family picnics?: NO.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: yes.
Have you ever painted your nails?:NEVER

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 5'11
How much money do you have on you right now?: $9.45 ¢

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: sister
Last thing someone said to you?: idk... i dont record everything someone says to me...:P
Last thing you said out loud?: cant remember... but i think it was something like "the world is not ending tomorrow retard....!!"

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: now i am listening to the fan.
What is the weather outside?: HOTTTT like 100000 degrees.
What radio station do you listen to?: Just about all of them. 'Cept country. <-----yes!
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Elephant Bar.
What was the last thing you had to drink?: Iced Tea.
What was the last movie you watched?: CHild's Play 3.....horrible movie... i cant believe this used to scare people....:O.
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Answering these questions to this song....

Do you ever feel like breaking down?--Yup
Do you ever feel out of place------Uhuh :)....:(
Like somehow you just don't belong----Yes
And no one understands you?----------------Oh Yeah

Do you ever wanna run away?---------Of Course!
Do you lock yourself in your room?-------------------Nope :P
With the radio on, turned up so loud------------yes, i do this :)
That no one hears you screaming--------I dont scream, so no.

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels alright
You don't know what it's like, to be like me-------You DOnt...:[

To be hurt, to feel lost, to be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down------------------------ok, ok, i dont get kicked....ever!
To feel like you've been pushed around-------somewhat true.

To be on the edge of breaking down------like i am now, yes.
When no one's there to save you-----no one is here for me right now...;(
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life-----Welcome...;[

Do you wanna be somebody else?-----uhmmm, ok yeah.
Are you sick of feeling so left out?-------AHAH YES!
Are you desperate to find something more
Before your life is over?-------------------------YAH!!!! DUH! MAJOR DUH!

Are you stuck inside a world you hate?-----Nope,i like our planet :)
Are you sick of everyone around?-----------80% of the people, yes.
With the big fake smiles and stupid lies--------Tell me about it, yes.
Well deep inside you're bleeding--------- i am...i can feel it...:(

No you don't know what it's like-----None of you know...!!:(
When nothing feels alright------Nothing ever feels alright....:/
You don't know what it's like to be like me-------Nope! (De JaVu...)

To be hurt, to feel lost, to be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around

(^^^^^ok, i already answered these!!! and those vvvvvvvv)

To be on the edge of breaking down
When no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lies straight to your face-----Yeah they do, all the time.... sad isn't it...?
And no one ever stabbed you in the back--------HAHAHAHA PAHHLEEESE! with a MACHETE!
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay---No, i'm doing alright, im somewhat satisfied :)

Everybody always gave you what you wanted----Yes, this is true! i usually get things.
You never had to work it was always there------Yup, true once again.
You don't know what it's like, what it's like----------nope, you don't....:]

To be hurt, to feel lost, to be left out in the dark--------sad but rue...;/
To be kicked when you're down---------------this is violent!!!:O
To feel like you've been pushed around------- yup.

(vvvvvv already answered vvvvvvv)


To be on the edge of breaking down
When no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like

To be hurt, to feel lost, to be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down
When no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like

(^^^^^ already answered ^^^^^^)


Welcome to my life---yes
Welcome to my life------welcome
Welcome to my life-------- byes!:D
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1. Had a beer.
2. Been drunk.
3. Touched a real gun.
4. Done drugs.
5. Wrote on a bathroom stall.√√√
6. Read a George Orwell book.
7. Had sex.
8. Got into a fist fight.√√√
9. Used Twitter.√√√
10. Listened to Lady Gaga.√√√
11. Been in a car accident.
12. Gotten suspended.
13. Gotten expelled.
14. Got a computer virus.√√√
15. Had a hand-written diary.√√√
16. Been allergic to something.
17. Had a dog.√√√
18. Had a cat.
19. Been pregnant.
22. Camped out.
23. Swam in the Ocean.√√√
24. Wore a bikini.
25. Meet someone online in person.√√√
26. Made a survey.√√√
27. Used ICQ.
28. Failed a class for the year.
29. Repeated a grade.
30. Went to summer school.√√√
31. Got the high honor roll.
32. Got the regular honor roll (A's and B's).√√√
33. Learned to speak another language fluently.√√√
34. Read an entire book.√√√
35. Recorded my own music.
36. Had an xBox.
37. Listened to Rammstein.
38. Wore fishnets.
39. Bought skinny jeans.√√√
40. Been in love.√√√
41. Hated someone.√√√
42. Been cheated on.
43. Cheated on someone.
45. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex.
46. Practiced Christianity.
47. Worn makeup.
48. Had a cavity.
49. Had surgery.
50. Had my license.√√√
51. Been to college. √√√
52. Graduated high school.√√√
53. Attempted suicide.
54. Worn colored contacts.
55. Painted my nails black.
56. Broken someone's heart.
57. Had my heart broken.
58. Cried for an hour straight.
59. Lost something very valuable.√√√
61. Got separated from my parents as a kid.
62. Broken a bone.
63. Gotten stung by a bee.√√√
64. Eaten something bad/expired.√√√
65. Threw up from being so drunk.
66. Had to put a pet to sleep.
67. Participated in a swinger's party.
68. Owned an iPod.√√√
69. Owned an iPhone.
70. Fell for a best friend.
71. Stole a friend's significant other.
73. Went away from home for more than a week.√√√
74. Moved out.
75. Ran away.
76. Teased my brother/sister.√√√
77. Gotten into a fist fight. √√√(again?)
78. Been to the hospital.
79. Had food poisoning.√√√
80. Had a job.√√√

81. Been fired.

82. Lied to a friend√√√.
83. Lied to a family member.√√√
84. Lied to a significant other.
85. Posted a video on YouTube.√√√
86. Started a rumor about someone.√√√
87. Deliberately failed a test.√√√
88. Dropped out of school.
89. Fallen down the stairs.
90. Been skinny dipping.
91. Counted to a million.
92. Counted to a thousand.
93. Ate deer meat.
94. Ate duck meat.
95. Had fast food.√√√
96. Been to church.√√√
97. Been to a synagogue.
98. Been married.
99. Had a divorce.
100. Broken a window.√√√
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I've

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I've....
Bold everything that applies

√ I am a boy. I am a girl.

I am shorter than 5'4.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
√ I have many scars.
I tan easily.
√ I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
√I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
√I wear glasses. (contacts during day, glasses at night)
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
√I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercing in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
√I want to have kids someday.
√I've lost a child. (potato babies count....right?)

√I'm in school.
I have a job.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
√I almost always do/did my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
√I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.

√I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've peed from laughing.
I've snorted while laughing.
√I've laughed so hard I've cried.
√I've glued my hand to something.
I've had my pants rip in public.

I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've gotten stitches/staples.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
√I've had chicken pox.
I've had measles.

√I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
√I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
√I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.

√I've gotten lost in my city.
√I've seen a shooting star.
√I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
√I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
√√√I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
√I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
√I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
√I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from Myspace.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
√I've played chicken.
√√√√I've played a prank on someone
√I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi.
I've been snowboarding.

√I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
√I have a fear of abandonment.
√I've gotten divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
√I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've had a crush on a teacher.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
√I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.

√I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
√I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I've sneaked out of my house.
√I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
√I've cheated while playing a game.
√I've cheated on a test. (everyone has done it at least once lol)
√I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
√I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
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